Not invited to Xmas lunch?

Try this:

http://fantasticcontraption.com/

Carbon foot print?

http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0

Got a chuckle from me:

Rusty Chevrolet

(To The Tune of "Jingle Bells")

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some snow tires.
My car is held together by a bits of chicken wire!

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the exhaust went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

I went to the corner shop to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the road, right past the boys in blue.
I forgot to de-ice the screen and I just can't see through.

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the exhaust went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to town to get my take-away,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the exhaust went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rus-ty Chev-ro-let!

Listen to this:

A modern Hi-Tec version of Yes Minister:

http://digitaldebateblogs.typepad.com/digital_identity/2008/07/sir-bonar-nevil.html

CLASS!